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Trans-human
Surfing
High atop
the mountain looking out into the choppy ocean Kalohe
could see something was different about the ocean color
and itfs movement this day. Everything was telling
him big waves and a weather change was coming. There
was a steady northwest wind blowing hard across the
waters surface and the air was filled with a hazy mist.
The Iwa birds were flying in a circular pattern higher
and higher into the sky and the upper layer atmospheric
clouds were moving faster than usual. All the signs
were there, Kalohe estimated a new swell in less than
three days.
Arriving
back to his grass shack he shared his surf forecast
with family and friends using the coconut wireless ?Eneighbor
talking to neighbor. It did not take long for the good
news to spread and by the next day almost everyone on
the island had heard high surf was coming. Those who
lived close to the sea went higher up into the mountains
for safety. Fishermen pulled in their nets and beached
their outriggers. Kalohe and other surfers prepared
their surfboards to take advantage of the approaching
surf.
Kalohe had
not practiced surfing for quite a while and his surfboard
was in need of some attention before he could use it
again. While lying behind his grass shack in the bushes
it had become rough, weathered and somewhat dried out.
At first rubbing smaller and smaller pebbles and then
course sand over the wood surface the board began to
slowly become smoother. After Kalohe had spent hours
getting his surfboard to the perfect texture he applied
kakui and coconut oils by hand to finish and seal the
wood. His surfboard looked and felt new once more, he
was ready to ride.
Kalohefs
prediction proved to be accurate the next day when the
surf began slowly rising. Judging the wind direction,
swell angle and wave intervals he determined the best
waves would be hitting his favorite surfing spot less
than eight or so miles away. To get there Kalohe would
have to walk through dense vegetation sometimes climbing
up and down steep areas, carrying his long heavy wooden
surfboard along the whole way. After walking for most
of the day Kalohe finally arrived just in time to see
the green flash and perfect waves coming in just as
he thought they would. Though tempted to go out Kalohe
knew he first had to find a place to sleep before nightfall.
He would surf in the morning.
Waking at
the crack of dawn to the music of wild birds singing
and the sound of crashing waves Kalohe was eager to
surf. At the edge of the water Kalohe looked out and
saw beautiful perfectly formed blue waves rolling in
from as far out as he could see. To make it past the
breakers to the swells behind proved more difficult
than the long trek in. Kalohe paddled and paddled but
still could not make it past the breakers. Wave after
wave kept knocking him back but he never stopped paddling
he kept on. Finally there was a momentary lull in the
waves and Kalohe seized his chance making it to the
outside.
One wave
Kalohe thought, if I can just catch one. Kalohe knew
catching a wave on his heavy wooden surfboard would
be difficult and riding it on a gboard?Ewith not much
curve even more difficult but something deep inside
him gave him the strength and courage to go for it.
As a mighty wave rose up Kalohe paddled for it with
all his might and will. In an instant he felt his surfboard
pick up speed and before Kalohe realized it he was gliding
high on the crest of a monster wave. Managing to angle
down the wavefs face Kalohe flawlessly rode in perfect
trim all the way to back the beach. Filled with adrenaline
and emotion but physically exhausted Kalohe sat on the
beach overwhelmed and thankful for having caught one
wave.
With modern
technology todayfs surfers do not have to face hardships
of surfing that primitive surfers such as Kalohe faced
years ago. Accurate surf forecasting is not a mystery
anymore. Instead of reading the sky or the ocean modern
surfers get up to the minute wave and weather forecasts
from the Internet, newspaper and television reports.
Technologically created surfboards made out of plastics
and hand shapes are being replaced with molded surfboards
faster than you can say clone When most surfers go surfing
even to a local beach close by they rarely walk. Most
every surfer has a car to get quickly to a beach even
hundreds of miles away. Planes take surfers all over
the world in hours that would take weeks or months by
ship. Now dayfs if the waves are to big to paddle through
many modern surfers use high powered water craft to
easily get out and instead of maybe catching one wave
catch hundreds in a single go out. Surfing one could
say has gotten a lot easier.
How about
the surfer of the future? Many modern surfers would
never trade in the luxury of easy surfing on modern
equipment for the hardships of the past. If a surfer
has a choice to guess forth coming swells or know accurately
which will most choose? How about when it comes to transportation?
There are not to many surfers who would walk eight miles
to get to the surf even along a safe secure paved pathway.
Surfers are quick to seize and take advantage of modern
science and technology.
With the
amount of breakthroughs in science and technology it
will not be long before more advancements in surfingfs
progress will be made. Perhaps the surfer of the future
will have a chip implant and become a cyborg surfer
able to do what present surfers canft. Scientistfs
in Europe and Canada are already combining human and
machine parts in an attempt to enhance the human being
mentally and physically. Human and machine interfacing
has been taking place for some time. Knowledge is paramount
to being a good surfer. What if you could have knowledge
to surf better or have a more enriched understanding
of any subject desired instantly, would you get a computer
chip implant? Many say no now, but what if your buddy
got the chip immediately transcending human limitations
along with bodily control and became a great surfer
over night- the easy way.
Only time
will tell what the future has in store for surfing and
humanity. A surfer such as Kalohe more than likely would
feel much different about todayfs modern surfing. Maybe
Kalohe would be sad maybe he would be stoked, who knows.
Will the trans-human cyborg surfer of the future look
back to 2003 and see surfers as post human primitive
people? Perhaps standing on a surfboard will become
to much work and surfers will only surf with their minds
or in ways we cannot imagine, only time will tell. See
you in the surf.
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